This page will detail my
journey battles against SSGT Stomach and Maj Lovehandles.
Coverage of the battle will be provided in text, video, and photos, courtesy of Vine, Youtube, Instagram.
Forewarning, war is not pretty and the graphic coverage may be difficult for the squeamish.
Also, the writing flow may be difficult to follow and, at times, nonsensical—that’s my mind. It’s how it works. And, it’s my page, leave if you are looking for eloquent.
Breathe easy, the chances of this page remaining in a military tone are slim.
With time, I hope to see more victories than defeats.